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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby sarahmienwok » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:15 am

My boyfriend's favourite joke:

Why do cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.

:-s

Sallysnail - your Frosty joke is genius. Mind if I steal it? :D
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby snail » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:27 am

I laughed out loud at that cannibal one! :lol:

Then I told it to my flatmate, who didn't laugh at all and said it wasn't funny. Ah well, I guess we're all different. :-?
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:23 am

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9).

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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:36 am

Now that Tony Hart has died does it make the little plasticine man a morphian?

Courtesy of my dad!
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby sarahmienwok » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:00 pm

Tony Hart died of a stroke.

I don't know what sicko's come up with this sort of stuff, but they do it ruddy quickly!!!
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby Bel Bel » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:22 pm

dipsydoodlenoodle wrote:Why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9).

:D


i love this one :lol:
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:30 pm

Bel Bel wrote:
dipsydoodlenoodle wrote:Why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9 (7 ate 9).

:D


i love this one :lol:


*watches as Bel-Bel tells everyone she knows* hehe
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby HappyGoLucky » Sat Jan 24, 2009 4:37 pm

kerrie24 wrote:my dad loves these stupid jokes!
heres a one for you:
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
.... a FSH!
hehehehe :lol: :lol: http://www.problempages.co.uk/posting.p ... 76f6b2730#


Ahaha, I love this one! :P
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby Aligator » Mon Jan 26, 2009 5:17 pm

y did the dinosaur cross the road?...because chickens weren't alive!!!

omg so bad

Y did the chicken cross the road?...because dinosaurs were dead!!
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby Pigglet » Tue Jan 27, 2009 2:18 pm

Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A: A wonky donkey.

Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?
A: A winky wonky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye?
A: A winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano?
A: A plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind?
A: A stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind?
A: A thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind that has been attacked by a squid?
A: An inky thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

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Re:

Postby dollydiamond » Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:59 am

HappyGoLucky wrote:Here's one - Nice and Clean =)

When Laura was three months pregnant she fell into a deep coma.

Six months later, she awoke and asked the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby.

"You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," the doctor told her.

"Luckily, your brother named them for you."

"Oh no, not by brother! He's an idiot! What did he call the girl?"

"Denise," the doctor replied.

Thinking that isn't so bad, she asked, "And what did he call the boy?"

The doctor answered, "Denephew."



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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:18 pm

My next door neighbour was telling me that he bought eight legs on vennison the other day for £50. I said thats two dear (Deer).
Courtesy of my dad.
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby snail » Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:10 pm

OMG, Dips. I don't think your dad should give up his day job, lol.
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:34 pm

I know. He's been going around saying it for weeks as well. Although my mam didn't get it haha. The people he works with do come up with the worst jokes ever!
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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

Postby Aligator » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:31 pm

LOL!!! so many madness owns!! love em all

Why did the chicken cross the road...because it could.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road...because it was stuck to the chickens foot... ](*,)
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