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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:33 am
by snail
Wow, those are brilliant, really clever. Thanks Sazzled.


On a rather less brilliant note, here's one for Peecee:

A man walks into a pet shop and says "I want to buy a goldfish."
The shop-keeper says "Do you want an aquarium?"
The man says "I don't care what star sign it is."

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:17 am
by peecee
Sazzled and Snail - stop it! I've had to turn my back on the boss, but he can still see my shoulders shaking with laughter... [-X :P

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:58 am
by dipsydoodlenoodle
I like them all :)

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:18 pm
by sazzled
peecee wrote:Sazzled and Snail - stop it! I've had to turn my back on the boss, but he can still see my shoulders shaking with laughter... [-X :P


Hehe! Pretend you're cold! :wink:

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:28 pm
by sazzled
Ah, I've just remembered 2 from school (These are old, I left school in 2002...how depressing!)

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?
Coz someone threw a fridge at him

Thank you, and goodnight! =D>

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:11 pm
by brfc
i saw this mushroom walking down the street laughing the other day he seemed a fungi :D (fun guy)

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:33 pm
by Sunstreaker
i got a bad one;

what do you do if you see a space man,

park in it man!!!



what kind of bees make milk?

boobies!!!


ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhh!!!

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:04 pm
by HappyGoLucky
brfc wrote:i saw this mushroom walking down the street laughing the other day he seemed a fungi :D (fun guy)


=D> :P

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:58 pm
by GemR
I wouldn't agree that this is the worst joke on the planet........infact..........it's my favourite.........

A horse walks into a bar...

...the barman says 'why the long face?'

See............that's funny right?!?!

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2010 11:47 pm
by pink stripes
GemR wrote:I wouldn't agree that this is the worst joke on the planet........infact..........it's my favourite.........

A horse walks into a bar...

...the barman says 'why the long face?'

See............that's funny right?!?!



Awful yet I love it!

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2010 9:05 am
by kerrie24
Found this one on a penguin wrapper this morning...

What do penguins wear to the beach?
A beak-ini !

hahaha,get it?Maybe im just easy pleased :D

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2010 3:34 am
by pink stripes
Very good Kerrie!

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:06 pm
by Soundtracktoyour
I just burnt my fingers in boiling oil and screamed “OOH OOH AAH AAH” like a monkey. It was a chip pan, see.

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:33 pm
by thewildchild
What happened to the passengers when a blue ship crashed into a red ship? They got marooned.

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:02 pm
by snail
That's good :P

It's similar to the one about the man who stole a tin of red paint and a tin of blue paint from a shop. Police have warned not to approach him as he may be violet.