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Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:18 pm
by reckoner
Man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Can I have cod and chips, please?" The librarian replies, "Excuse me, sir, but this is a library." The man looks terribly embarrassed. "I'm so sorry," he whispers, "cod and chips, please."

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 5:39 pm
by snail
I really like that and chuckled out loud :lol: It's my sort of slightly surreal humour...

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2015 11:33 pm
by reckoner
Me too..

So I presume you know how many surrealists it takes to screw in a light bulb..

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:16 am
by snail
I don't :-k But I would guess the answer is something like "Purple"?

Wasn't it you who posted the one about how many mice to screw in a light bulb? :P

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:05 am
by reckoner
=D>
Fish.

Darn - I've already posted about the mice? :(

Just one more...

"KNOCK KNOCK!"
"Who's there?"
"INTERRUPTING DOG!"
"Interrupting do--"
"WOOF! WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF!"

Re: The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 9:18 am
by SillyMistakes
I've got a couple... one of thems probably a bit popular to go on here, but I'm going for it :P

A Panda walks into a restaurant, orders dinner, enjoys it immensely, then when the waiter comes over to ask for the bill, he takes out a gun and shoots him. As the panda calmly gets up and walks away another waiter runs over and says "What on earth're you doing?" The panda sighs deeply, and hands the man a dictionary saying "look me up." and wanders off. The Waiter opens up the dictionary, and inside it says Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.

Now the sillier ones:

What d'ya call two robbers?
A pair of knickers!

Where to beavers keep their money?
In a river bank!