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The worst jokes on the planet

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:43 pm
by peecee
Right, I've been threatening to do this for a while, and I'm really, really sorry... :o

For anybody who wants to shoot me, just do it and get it over with... :lol:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*I just know I'm going to regret this mutter mutter mutter...*

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:37 pm
by Kurly_K
ok iv got c ouple that i heard that i thought were quite bad and i couldn't help but share with PP

What did the firemans wife get for christmas?
a ladder in her stocking!! :lol:

Why is not safe to sleep on trains?
Because they run over sleepers!! hehehehe

Ok you'll be pleased to hear thats all i know for now. please let me live [-o<

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:40 pm
by peecee
*buries head in hands, bursts into hysterical tears*

COME BACK, MORRIS_MOUSE, ALL IS FORGIVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! :D :D :D :wink:

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:29 pm
by Pwif
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo; all the jokes are so, so bad. :P

Please, no more. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:32 pm
by peecee
*throws self under a stampeding camel* #-o

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:40 pm
by peecee
Morris_Mouse - I'm BEGGING you!!!!! Post another one of YOUR jokes and cheer me up... :roll:

(never, ever, ever thought I'd say that... :wink: )

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:02 pm
by morris mouse
"Peecee"

Here we go!!!

You did ask............

An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either. :o :o

PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:43 am
by Squeak
:lol: :lol: :lol: *trys to stop snorting*

PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:45 pm
by pink stripes
simply: lol :)

PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:02 am
by peecee
Actually, that's too funny for a "Dreadful joke" thread!!! :o

What went wrong, M_M??? :P :P :P

PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:13 am
by gatekeeper
I found one...

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete . . . she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.
She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It was causing too much confusion whenever she would answer the phone. When the phone rang and she answered she would say



"Hello, Picabo, I.C.U."








C'mon you are laughing and it was a good clean joke and they're hard to find these days ---pass it on!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:41 am
by ayeaii
worst joke ever that I love.. what did the ghost say to the bee? Boo bee (boobies.. hilarious :lol: )

why are pirates pirates? because they AARRRGGGGHHH!!!

person 1- thats a nasty gash on your head, how did you do it?
person 2- oh I bit myself
person 1- how did you reach up there??!!
person 2- I stood on a chair

LOVE IT!!! :D

PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:43 am
by Moose
What's the first sign of madness?









Suggs walking up your drive.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:11 pm
by morris mouse
gatekeeper wrote:I found one...

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete . . . she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.
She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It was causing too much confusion whenever she would answer the phone. When the phone rang and she answered she would say

"Hello, Picabo, I.C.U."

C'mon you are laughing and it was a good clean joke and they're hard to find these days ---pass it on!


Good clean jokes are hard to find,"gatekeeper"

Yes,this joke did make me laugh !!! :D :D

Well done

PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:51 pm
by ravenlove
LOL
What's the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your drive.





Actually that one made ME laugh .... must be my age

Police were called to house where a woman was murdered, they found her lying in a bath of milk surrounded by cornflakes, they are now looking for a cereal killer