Parking !!!!

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Parking !!!!

Postby morris mouse » Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:41 pm

Hi there,to my friends,at"Problem Pages"

This is my BEST EVER joke
If you don't laugh at this,there's something wrong

Here goes!!!!!

Somebody complimented me on my driving today.
They left a little note on the windscreen.
It said “Parking Fine”.

I've chosen NOT to do a poll for this one.
The reason is,that, I SO value your advice/opinion that I would
be REALLY grateful if you could please post to tell
me your thoughts on this one.

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Postby gatekeeper » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:39 am

lol :D :D :D

happy? :P
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Postby Pwif » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:09 am

I'm impressed, Morris Mouse. I would definitely say this is your best joke. :lol:
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Postby Moose » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:42 pm

I totally agree with pwyfyb. Morris, I did laugh at your joke, and then I was so shocked to find myself laughing that I actually started to choke on my cup of tea. That is absolutely true.
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Postby peecee » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:50 pm

I think you've excelled yourself, Morris_mouse! :o
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Postby Phoenix » Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:16 am

go morris the mouse! He's the life of the pp party I think. and that's why!
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Postby Maryflan » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:07 pm

Hehe i like that one. Im gonna use it myself at work (i work in a care home). Roll on more clean jokes :) :)

Heres my best clean joke to compensate:

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Ans. Sore arms :)
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Postby captainf » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:15 pm

lol!!!!!! I told my nan the parking fine joke, she found it very amusing! I think i'll tell my driving instructor that one.
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Postby Rosey Nosey » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:25 pm

i laughed so much, a little bit of wee came out!!! :D :lol:
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Postby luvva » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:18 am

I think I'm the only person around here that didn't find it funny! Sorry Morris! :P
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Postby aimee47 » Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 pm

Rosey Nosey wrote:i laughed so much, a little bit of wee came out!!! :D :lol:

i didn't laugh that much but i thought it was funny. lol
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