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Postby whoopsie » Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:09 pm

Does anyone have any little revenge tactics for when someone annoys them? Only harmless ones of course.

Like the other day, my boyfriend annoyed me, so when I had a shower, I used his razor to shave my underarms :lol: It was like I'd got him back, but secretly.

Or am I just a crazy psycho woman?
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Re: Revenge

Postby rufio89 » Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:49 pm

haha no youre not crazy, I do things like that sometimes, although I cant think of examples off the top of my head. If I think of anything I will let you know lol.
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Re: Revenge

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Fri Feb 06, 2009 3:47 pm

I have a revenge 2009 desk callendar but they are all nasty revenge techniques; not semi nice ones :(.
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Re: Revenge

Postby snail » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:01 pm

Oooo anything good on there, Dipsy? Spill! I haven't got my ex back for stealing my savings, emptying my Paypal account, and committing fraud on our bank account yet. The court case hardly hurt him at all, so I'd be interested in something good.

(P.S. Yes, I know that technically revenge is very unhealthy. But so is chocolate. If knowing it's unhealthy doesn't stop me with chocolate, it's not likely to with revenge, is it? :badgrin:)
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Re: Revenge

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:32 am

Not really snail, it's a mixture of medieval revenge, mythical revenge, quotes and techniques...

Today is "Hide a bunch of scary dogs in your targets bedroom closet". Yesterday was bake them a cake and fill it with cockroaches.

The best one so far was "write all of your targets secrets on the bonnet of the car in golden syrup then cover in glitter for that extra sparkly touch" - I'd LOVE to try it :).

Others were sent your targets new beau chocolates from your target filled with laxitives.
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Re: Revenge

Postby Moose » Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:40 am

My old boss used to really annoy me, so once, when he asked me to get him a Subway, I asked them to put some olives in - just a couple - because I knew he really hated them. Put it this way - I was never on sandwich-duty again!
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Re: Revenge

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:41 am

Such a terrible "accident" moose!
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Re: Revenge

Postby Moose » Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:43 am

I told him at the time that I had said "NO olives" but they must have misheard me................ O:)
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Re: Revenge

Postby Weasley » Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:24 pm

My friends boyfriend was cheating so I went with her while she stuffed frozen prawns in to the sofa cushions...
I read about a lady who did that to her husband who was caught cheating - instead she pulled the end of the curtain pole off and stuffed the prawns in there. They obviously started to go off and he couldn't find the source of the smell anywhere! In the end it got soooo bad he moved out but took the curtain pole with him! Oopsie! :o
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Re: Revenge

Postby Bel Bel » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:06 pm

love that one weasley :lol: :lol:
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Re: Revenge

Postby rufio89 » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:30 pm

haha, funnily enough we were talking about prawn-stuffing at work yesterday! :)
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Re: Revenge

Postby whoopsie » Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:51 pm

Weasley wrote:My friends boyfriend was cheating so I went with her while she stuffed frozen prawns in to the sofa cushions...
I read about a lady who did that to her husband who was caught cheating - instead she pulled the end of the curtain pole off and stuffed the prawns in there. They obviously started to go off and he couldn't find the source of the smell anywhere! In the end it got soooo bad he moved out but took the curtain pole with him! Oopsie! :o


I've heard that one. We were gonna do that to my sisters old house mate!!!
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Re: Revenge

Postby peecee » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:02 pm

If they wear contact lenses. either tip the solution out of their contact lens case so the lenses go all crispy, or empty the solution bottle and fill it with water instead*. :badgrin:







* I said WATER!!!!! I will entertain no claims for blindness caused by tomato ketchup. [-X
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Re: Revenge

Postby Weasley » Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:59 am

I also heard about someone who put hair removing cream on a friends eyebrows on holiday. When they woke up and washed their face their eyebrows dropped off! Oooh dear!
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Re: Revenge

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Wed Feb 11, 2009 12:34 pm

Weasley wrote:I also heard about someone who put hair removing cream on a friends eyebrows on holiday. When they woke up and washed their face their eyebrows dropped off! Oooh dear!


Cruel but LMAO!
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