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Re: Revenge

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Fri Feb 13, 2009 10:38 am

Yesterday my calendar said:

Use a hair dryer to blow flour or talcum powder under your targets door to give everything on the other side a hard-to-clean white coating.


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Re: Revenge

Postby snail » Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:04 am

Yes, that's really inventive, and quite easy to do . . . :-k
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Re: Revenge

Postby Bel Bel » Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:57 pm

Milk through the letter box is good too because it stinks so much and is so hard to clean up

My daughter dropped a bottle on a very new carpet when she was little. I could not get the smell to go no matter what i used (OLD WIVES REMEDIES, LATEST TECHNICALLY BRILLIANT CLEANING FLUIDS ETC) I ended up cutting a huge lump out of the carpet and putting a rug over the top because i couldn't afford to replace the carpet :x
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Re: Revenge

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:01 pm

Over the weekend my calendar said "turn your targets stereo speaker knob all the way up, then apply glue".

There was one a few weeks ago which said glue a computer mouse to the mouse mat, glue the mat to the desk and unplug the mouse and apply glue to it before sticking it back in :).
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Re: Revenge

Postby rufio89 » Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:16 pm

I found this realllllly funny -

At my old work, there was this woman there who was AWFUL at typing, like it took her like 10 minutes to write a sentance.
She was off on holiday one day and one of the bored IT guys came round, prised all the keys off her keyboard and moved them around. It was HILARIOUS watching her try to type the next day. (we did go and rescue her after about 20 minutes).

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Re: Revenge

Postby ILoveChristmas » Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:07 pm

whoopsie wrote:Like the other day, my boyfriend annoyed me, so when I had a shower, I used his razor to shave my underarms :lol: It was like I'd got him back, but secretly.


Umm, I don't know if this says something about me that I shouldn't be saying, but I wouldn't care if you did lol

No, I suggest something worse. Nip outside while he's asleep and move his car round the corner, then put the keys back exactly where they were. mwuuhahahahahah
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Re: Revenge

Postby whoopsie » Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:03 pm

We only have one car. And it's mine. So I won't be doing that!!
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Re: Revenge

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:39 am

Todays is "WORKPLACE RETALIATION - If your target is your boss, advertise his or her job in the local paper"

it's not very exciting!
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Re: Revenge

Postby snail » Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:32 am

It's easier than the others, though, because you can do it from a distance. Anything that you have to actually go and do yourself is more risky.
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Re: Revenge

Postby whoopsie » Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:51 pm

rufio89 wrote:I found this realllllly funny -

At my old work, there was this woman there who was AWFUL at typing, like it took her like 10 minutes to write a sentance.
She was off on holiday one day and one of the bored IT guys came round, prised all the keys off her keyboard and moved them around. It was HILARIOUS watching her try to type the next day. (we did go and rescue her after about 20 minutes).

hah hah hah.

That's not so good when you swap the numbers on the keyboard of a 'hunt and peck' typer who works in a bank then tries to put an overdraft application for 1k through, but it comes out at 7... Whoops!
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Re: Revenge

Postby Bel Bel » Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:11 pm

i think investing in a remote control fart machine and taping it to someones desk will be great fun :lol:
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