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Chat up line???

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 8:13 pm
by speg
So guys and gals! Thought I would find out what is your best chat up line?! Also what are the best and worse chat up lines you have recieved!

Have fun!


PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 9:30 pm
by lilo
Here are 2 that have been used on me (I won't tell you which one worked and whch one didn't - see if you can guess!)

1. Him: "Did it hurt?"
Me "Did what hurt?"
Him "When you fell from heaven?"

2. Get your coat love, you've pulled!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:23 am
by X_Smiler_X
Lol, so corny aren't they.

What about this one: Hmmm, thats a nice skirt - that would look fantastic on my bedroom floor.


PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 12:00 pm
by Bubble
Lilo was it the 2nd one that worked?
I think i've just had the usual, 'Do you come here often?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 5:37 pm
by Stacker
I've heard some dead cheesy one's in my time!

I love your body,but it would look better on top of me!

I heard you like men with blonde hair,
well do you love men with blonde hair all over.(EWWWW) :-&

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 6:26 pm
by sovs
Is there a mirror in your knickers because i can see myself in them!
:roll: how stupid is that. I should have just given him my knickers to wear LOL :D

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 7:23 pm
by Llisa
The one and only time I've really had a chat up line used on me was when I was with my boyfriend. A guy came up and asked if my boyfriend was my brother. I was like "" and the guy said "I didn't really think so. He's way too ugly to be related to a gorgeous girl like you."
Groan...I had to restrain my boyfriend from laying the guy flat on his back

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:02 pm
by sovs
Does anyone else notice the boys are saying nothing LOL :D

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:07 pm
by speg
Yea boys come on! I am sure u have a lot to offer to this convo!

How about this one!

You are like a tear, born in my eye, living on my cheek and dieing on my lips!

That was the chat up line my ex next door neighbor used on me!

PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:59 am
by MelodyLinn

Maybe they are too embaressed to speak up as they use thses lines alot & we find them funny :P

Here's one said to me:

Man:"God's a theif"
Woman: "sorry?" :-s
Man: "He stole the stars from the sky & dropped them in your eyes"



PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 12:59 pm
by Daftness2k3
I'm a carpet fitter, fancy a shag?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:07 pm
by saz
I have heard some shockers in my time but the worst line has to be the most blatant - fancy a shag? I hate that chat up line and will punch any bloke who says it because it is really rude.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 11:42 am
by X_Smiler_X
God, there certainly are some terrible ones out there!
A question though, have any of them actually worked!?

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:22 pm
by X_Smiler_X
I've just thought of a few more -

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

In my alphabet I would put U and I together

Can you give me directions to your heart?

Some terrible ones, I know!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:03 pm
by emma_leigh_2003
Lad: Here is 20p love, go and ring your mum and tell you won't be home tonight.

The old one:.....How do you like your egg's in the morning

Lad: If i told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me.