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Postby daveshow » Mon Feb 16, 2004 9:28 pm

if you have any witty comments or insults please post them here
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Postby Let's_dance » Mon Feb 16, 2004 10:48 pm

When God gave you teeth he ruined a perfectly good idiot
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Postby Enigma » Mon Feb 16, 2004 11:05 pm

Please remember to keep posts clean.
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Postby captainf » Tue Feb 17, 2004 1:43 am

lol.... do you require some insults and witty remarks to use in an arguement, daveshow? :lol:

Can't think of any witty remarks, or insults at the moment. They are usually a spontaneous thing with me though...

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Postby Llisa » Tue Feb 17, 2004 2:37 am

The tried tested and true one is "So are you!"

But in reality, insults and great comebacks are not the solution to any problem.
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Postby saz » Tue Feb 17, 2004 2:06 pm

Witty comments and insults work in 'Friends', but unfortunately not everyone has such good comedy timing (or a good script writer)!
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Postby Mr.L » Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:06 pm

Classic immature words of wisdom. ' Your Mum'. :P
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Postby luvva » Tue Feb 17, 2004 11:38 pm

I really really Hate It when people say 'I know you are but what am I?' Like hello! I've just said what you are! Can't you understand english....I called YOU an idiot...not myself!

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Whenever people are insulting me on msn or something I just agree with what they say and I join in with them about making insults about myself then they just don't know what to say because I laugh at everything they write about me!!

I spoke to one girl after we had a big fight on msn with all these other people in the conversation and all she said to me was 'You were so annoying you know! I couldn't cuss you at all because you were making worse insults about yourself! You make me laugh, respect' Something along the lines of that anyway!
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Postby Mr.L » Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:02 am

That is a 5 year old thing... Anyway what about the rubber and glue one or something i cant really remember. Anyone know?
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Postby Let's_dance » Wed Feb 18, 2004 6:06 pm

better than "your mum" put on Glaswegian accent and say "yer ma'"
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Postby Fidel » Mon Feb 23, 2004 7:31 pm

I am rubber - you are glue - is that the one you mean Mr. L?
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Postby daveshow » Mon Feb 23, 2004 10:21 pm

cool lets dance you mean yer maw
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Postby Fidel » Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:36 pm

Maw is Edinburgh - I use Glaswegian ma'
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Postby daveshow » Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:05 pm

i'm from dumbarton which is near glasgow and we all say maw ithought it was ppeople for the north of england that said ma
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Postby Fidel » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:45 pm

maybe it's the other way round. I don't know I'm not from here
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