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Postby sparkly_star » Fri Aug 19, 2005 11:42 pm

Lol really??? *waits for PM* lol

Nice avatar btw lol
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Postby peecee » Mon Aug 22, 2005 11:15 pm

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Lesser-Known Movie Prequels:

Postby arwen » Fri Aug 26, 2005 9:37 am

Lesser-Known Movie Prequels:

Ocean's Three

Borderline-Inappropriate Dancing

There Are Plenty of Mohicans

Charlie and the Limited-Production Chocolate Startup

Thursday the 12th

Four Bachelorette Parties and a Friend in the Hospital

Babette's Snack

Joseph and the Nondescript Monochrome Sportcoat

My Brunch With Andre

Triassic Park

The Upwardly Mobile Tenenbaums
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Postby peecee » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:51 am

Delia versus Real Woman

Delia's Way*
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
*The Real Woman's Way*
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone. For
goodness sake - you are probably lying on the couch with your feet
up eating it anyway.

*Delia's Way*
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
the potatoes.
*The Real Woman's Way*
Buy 'Smash' and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

*Delia's Way*
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit
of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
outside of the cake.
*The Real Woman's Way*
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

*Delia's Way*
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a potato slice.
*The Real Woman's Way*
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough.
Please recite with methe Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat
it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

*Delia's Way*
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator
and it will keep for weeks.
*The Real Woman's Way*
It could keep forever. Who eats it?

*Delia's Way*
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
*The Real Woman's Way*
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in
four shots of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the
headache, but you won`t give a fig.

*Delia's Way*
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
*The Real Woman's Way*
Why do I have a man?
.... and finally the most important tip:

*Delia's Way*
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles
and sauces.
*The Real Woman's Way*
Leftover wine..??
Hello..!!
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Postby sparkly_star » Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:43 pm

Twenty Bucks

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200 he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?"

Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this."

He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "What if I do this?"

And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?"

Still the hands went into the air. "My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who do love you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know, but by who we are. You are special, don't ever forget it."
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.
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Postby CFG » Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:40 am

Tips for Men - How to Please A Woman:

1) Tell her you love her all the time
2) Do not be ashamed to display affection in public
3) Listen to her
4) Talk about your feelings
5) Tell her she looks beautiful
6) Buy her gifts
7) Kiss her
8 ) Hold her
9) Cook for her
10) Look into her eyes
11) Soothe her

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Tips for Women: How to Please A Man

1) Show up naked
2) Bring food
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Postby Something_totally_Wrong » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:57 am

lol, I like that. Sort of shows that women are harder to please then boys, which is always good.
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Postby Something_totally_Wrong » Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:32 pm

A friend forward this to me, it isn't funny or anything, but I think it's sweet and pretty sad.



A boy and a girl
The best of friends
From elementary to high school
From beginning to end

Through all these years
Their friendship grew
They both felt the same
But neither knew

Each waking moment
Since the day that they met
They both loved each other
Sunrise to sunset

He was all she had
In her terrible life
He was the one
Who kept her from her knife

She was his angel
She made him smile
Though life threw him curves
She made it worth all the while

Then one day
Things went terribly wrong
The next few weeks
Were like a very sad song

He made her jealous
On purpose he tried
When the girl asked, "do you love her?"
On purpose he lied

He played with jealousy
Like it was a game
Little did he know
Things would never be the same

His plan was working
But he had no clue
How wrong things would go
The damage he'd do

Then one night she broke down
Feeling very alone
Just her and the blade
No one was home

She dialled his number
He answered "hello"
She told him she loved him
Then hung up the phone

He raced to her house
But came a minute too late
Found her lying in blood
And her heart had no rate

Beside her was a note
And in it her confession
Her love for this boy
Her only obsession

As he read the note
He knelt down and cried
Grabbed her knife
And that night they both died

She was found in his arms
Both of them dead
Under her note
His handwriting said

"I loved her so
She never knew
All this time
I loved her too"
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Postby Krazycow » Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:00 pm

awwwww!!! sad song, but good!!
The fastest way to meet new people is to pick up somebody else's change at a cocktail bar.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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Postby Something_totally_Wrong » Thu Oct 06, 2005 8:17 pm

I thought that i'd post this up, it's something that I feel pretty pasionate about, my friend sent me it and I just thought that it would be worth people reading.


My name is Jamie, I am but three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy would still want to hug me, I can't speak at
all,
I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up all the day long, When I
awake
I'm all alone, the house is dark, My folks aren't home, when my
mommy
does come, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll get just one
whipping tonight,
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car, My daddy is back
from Charlie's Bar,
I hear him curse, my name he calls, I press myself
against the wall, I try and hide from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid
now
I'm starting to cry, He finds me weeping, he shouts ugly words,
He saysits my fault that he suffers at work,
He slaps me and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and I run for the door,
He's already locked it and I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall,
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, And my day continues with more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!",
I scream but its now much too late,
His face has been twisted into unimaginable hate,
Thehurt and the pain again and again,
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor,
My name is Jamie and I am but three,
Tonight my daddy murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Jamie.
And you can help.

Sickens me to my soul if you just read this and don't pass it on I
pray
for you, because you would have to be one heartless person to not
be
effected by this email. All I am asking you to do, is take some
time to
send this on and acknowledge that this stuff does happen, and that
people like her dad do live in our society, and I pray for child
abuse
to wither out and die, but also pray for the safety of our youth.

Please pass this poem on because as crazy as it might sound, it
might
just indirectly change a life. Hey,you NEVER know.



Child abuse is something that i feel very strongly about, i'm sure i'm not the only one aswell, it's horrible and I'd love to see it stopped.
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Postby Jess1234 » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:44 pm

Thats awful I had to stop myself from crying. I dont understand how people could do that to their kids :evil:
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Postby peecee » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:51 pm

Makes us more determined to do something about it... :evil:

In the meantime, let's cheer up a little bit!

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Postby Something_totally_Wrong » Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:38 pm

Hehe... thats really funny, i like that one.

I enjoy those funny sort of links this one also gave me a lot of laughs...

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
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Postby peecee » Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:50 am

THE MOODS OF A WOMAN

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

THE MOODS OF A MAN
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.
Shine your light and let the whole world see.
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Postby Moose » Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:49 pm

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