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Postby Jess1234 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:14 pm

thats well good i cant get past 85 though :evil:
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Postby smile » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:59 pm

I got to ninety but after trying over and over again I keep getting sixtys only. :(

The noise is very satisfying though... :D
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Postby Jess1234 » Wed Jun 08, 2005 10:00 pm

I got 92!!!! Thats my highest so far. Im addicted to it!! LOL!
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Postby Something_totally_Wrong » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:07 pm

lol... shoot it, shoot it... is there anyone here who actuallylikes the little annoying toad?
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Postby Liquidius » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:23 pm

I like it!
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Postby LME79 » Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:53 pm

Damn Macromedia-Flash-stuff-being-blocked-at-work-syndrome :evil:
I want to be..a tree..
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Postby peecee » Thu Jun 09, 2005 7:37 pm

It's the curse of our times, lme! :P
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Postby nothings_shocking » Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:30 pm

Krazycow wrote:yah!!! thats brilliant!!! the farthest i got was 85....anyone got further? mmm....loving that game.....

I got 82!!
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Postby Something_totally_Wrong » Mon Jun 13, 2005 5:11 pm

Just a quick warning, if you completely dispise lord of the rings, fast farward this reply

The Very Secret Diary of Legolas, Son of Weenus
By: Cassandra Claire

Day One:

Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

Day Four:

Boromir so irritating. Why must he wear big shield like dinner plate all the time? Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans who cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down.

Am definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me!

Day Six:

Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.

Day Ten:

Gandalf fell into shadow. In other news, I think I am developing a spot on my nose. V. serious situation, as Elven spots likely to last for 500 years or more.

Still prettiest, despite blasted spot.

Day Eleven:

In Lothlorien. Suspect Galadriel may be prettier than me.

Also, am quite sure she copied my hairstyle. I was wearing that same look at least 1,000 years ago. Silly bint. She was most annoyed that I used her mirrored fountain to take a nice bubble bath.

I choose to ignore her claim that my hair clogged her drain. Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now?

Still prettiest by far.

Day 30:

All this paddling about in boats is hell on my complexion.

Aragorn obviously starting to find Frodo strangely attractive. Sam will kill him if he tries anything.

Still the prettiest.

Day 33:

Boromir tempted by Ring. So tedious. Cannot be tempted myself, as already have everything I want i.e. perfect hair and a butt like granite.

Have been getting very strange letters from someone calling herself "Stacey" who wants to do obscene things to my elfhood. Fortunately have super-duper elf vision so can run away if I see her coming.

Day 35:

Boromir dead. Very messy death, most uncessesary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most offputting. Forsee dark times ahead, very dark times.
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Postby dizzy_days » Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:48 pm

Jess1234 wrote:I got 92!!!! Thats my highest so far. Im addicted to it!! LOL!


96! shows how much i hate that thing!!
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Postby snowy » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:34 pm

Farthest I got was 92.5
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Postby arwen » Mon Jul 04, 2005 10:51 am

Subject: Personal Software - Be Careful What You Install


18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make
matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 31, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and
can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter
products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0
attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often
crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could
be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if
Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money
before uninstalling itself.
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Postby Something_totally_Wrong » Mon Jul 04, 2005 12:46 pm

lol, that's funny.

Things guys should know about girls

1.Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2.We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3.Don't say you understand when you don't
4.Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the Prettiest
5.You don't have PMS: so don't act like you know what it's like.
6.Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet will always get u off the hook.
7.We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
8.No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
9.It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
10.If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
11.Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
12.We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
13.Fashion police do exist.
14.Don't ask us to give u head start if you are nice you just might get it.
15.We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks; car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about... in other words shut up.
16.Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
17.We shave our legs everyday so get over it
18.Don't make bets about us; we will always find out
19.Shave no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or moustache looks, we always hate it
20.Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it isn’t, so DONT.
21.Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake just remember that. (U have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers, you may as well give it up now)
22.It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
23.We are beautiful at all times
24.We will always think we are fat so humour us and tell us we aren't
25.You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knockdown big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you pee in the toilet and not on it.

edited by all_apologies for profanity
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Postby arwen » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:40 am

Ethics Test

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

You are in Cowes for the regatta. There is chaos all around you caused by a huge tidal wave with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are smashed houses and boats with people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.You move closer

. . . somehow the man looks familiar.

You suddenly realize who it is. It's Tony Blair: At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to pull him under.

You have two options -- you can save the life of "Tony" or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of the British Prime Minister.

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

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Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
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Postby sparkly_star » Tue Jul 05, 2005 4:13 pm

Hahaha thats great :lol:
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