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Re: Penis size

Post by ILoveChristmas » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:48 pm

Dodgier still was IloveChristmas's mental image of what I_Am_Legend's 10" weapon of mass descruction must look like :o
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Re: Penis size

Post by whoopsie » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:54 pm

My boyfriend is around average I think. It doesn't really matter to me cos he's very good at what he does :D

My ex was quite wide (very thin at the tip tho..) and I almost always hurt after. I don't hurt at all with my boyfriend now (unless we've had a particulary 'busy' day!!)

I was seeing someone who was very thin, and below average in length too. He didn't know what to do with it either. AND.. He didn't last very long either.....
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Re: Penis size

Post by RagDoll » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:05 pm

My ex was small, it was fatter at the base and thinner at the end, it hung on one side more than the other and he didn't have a clue what to do with it! I would say I'm usually not that picky about the whole thing, I do think technique is more important than size, but that all those things combined was a turn-off!!!
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Re: Penis size

Post by dipsydoodlenoodle » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:16 pm

snail wrote:*Snail sits and imagines female ProblemPagers all over the UK creeping under the bedcovers to secretly measure their boyfriends, while the male ProblemPagers sit at their PCs with rulers in hand*
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It's not exactly what I had in mind. I was more thinking a gentle bit of foreplay and measuring it up against my hand lol then secretly later checking distances with a ruler hehe.

I'd ask outright but I think he'd say no. lol.
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Re: Penis size

Post by I_AM_LEGEND » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:00 am

Weapon of mass destruction huh lol,


wonder if i can get that on a t-shirt lol
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Re: Penis size

Post by rufio89 » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:48 am

haha Legend, I think you should MAKE a t-shirt like that.

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Re: Penis size

Post by snail » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:04 am

But don't forget, Christmas, that Legend is about 10 feet tall, so his weapon has to be big, otherwise it'd be out of proportion to the rest of him, lol.
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Re: Penis size

Post by I_AM_LEGEND » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:59 am

haha i'm not that tall
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Re: Penis size

Post by Psi » Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:22 pm

funny thread. I dont think size matters, plus there is more to sex than intercourse - there's a whole world of senses without even needing to penetrate.

As for intercourse I expect too big or too small are the least desirable things. for obvious reasons! :o

What do i know though, I'm a guy!

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Re: Penis size

Post by dipsydoodlenoodle » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:10 pm

Psi wrote:What do i know though, I'm a guy!
It's nice to get a guys thoughts on it though
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Re: Penis size

Post by Psi » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:23 pm

There is a big difference between sex and intercourse - intercourse is just one part of our sexual being. The focus on intercourse is ridiculous and leads most guys to think intercourse is sex and the be all and end all. It not surprising as that view of it is all around - guys need to understand that there is more to pleasing a woman that inserting his penis!

At the end of the day the vagina is only so long - 6" I think, so having a 10 incher is of no real use is it! ok to look at maybe!

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Re: Penis size

Post by dipsydoodlenoodle » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:51 pm

Psi wrote:There is a big difference between sex and intercourse - intercourse is just one part of our sexual being. The focus on intercourse is ridiculous and leads most guys to think intercourse is sex and the be all and end all. It not surprising as that view of it is all around - guys need to understand that there is more to pleasing a woman that inserting his penis!

At the end of the day the vagina is only so long - 6" I think, so having a 10 incher is of no real use is it! ok to look at maybe!

Well said!
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Re: Penis size

Post by awesomename » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:41 pm

mines about a 6"long and 5.5" girth

its never used tho (apart from the hand) :cry:

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Re: Penis size

Post by snail » Sat Mar 28, 2009 8:12 pm

And the toilet as well, presumably, Awesome? :-s

I'm sure you'll have plenty of opportunities for someone else to enjoy it. :wink:
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Re: Penis size

Post by spacegirl » Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:11 pm

It doesn't matter as long as he knows what to do with it!!

My last 2 exes were opposite extremes, one was huge, the other was quite small. the guy with the huge penis didn't try as hard as the second guy to please me, but i still did prefer the bigger guy tho...

still, both were great!
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