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Re: Penis size

Postby snail » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:32 pm

Am I the only person who's had a ruler out while reading this thread?

Does that make me a bit of a weirdo? :-k
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Re: Penis size

Postby I_AM_LEGEND » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:05 pm

lol not at all x
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Re: Penis size

Postby snail » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:09 pm

But I'm female, so the ruler isn't out to measure anything of my own, it's just to imagine things people have posted here.

Yes, you're right, of course - that's not weird at all, is it :wink:
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Re: Penis size

Postby kerrie24 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:55 am

must admit, i got out my tape measure!lol :lol:
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Re: Penis size

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:41 am

I didn't but then I'm obviously a good girl :) that or I know how big my hand span is and could compare it all with that haha!
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Re: Penis size

Postby LemonJuice87 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:14 pm

Mr. LemonJuice's size is perfect for me. Its a good length and girth and hits the right places.

My ex on the other hand (Not litterally lol) his size while erect was 11". I didnt like it all. It was far to large and i felt sort of like pressure while having sex. It wasnt comfortable.

I actually dont know how big Mr. LemonJuice's is. Will measure him later now out of curiosity lol.
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Re: Penis size

Postby snail » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:37 pm

How will you explain what you're doing, Lemon? "Hold still a moment, Honey, I just have to see how big you are so I can post the measurement on an internet forum" :lol:
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Re: Penis size

Postby Pigglet » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:03 pm

I had an ex with an gigantic penis!

I vaguely remember the first time I saw it I was like.... No way mister.... You're not putting that thing anywhere near me!!! :lol:

Needless to say, he talked me in to it but was really considerate and spent alot of time making sure I was ready before the big moment! And all was well!

I don't think size matters too much so long as time, consideration and willingness to try new things together are there. It's not all about the penis after all!

Not that I can really comment, Its been SUCH a long time I don't even know that I'd know what to do anymore!! :lol:
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Re: Penis size

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:46 am

I had an ex who was quite long but it was really skinny; also when he got got an erection it wouldn't hold up (it just flopped still being hard).
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Re: Penis size

Postby Bel Bel » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:51 pm

girth is definatley as importnat as length, not long or short and not too wide or skinny
my husband is 8" but even that can cause problems in certain positions
skinny and long is the worst in my opinion, worms swpring to mind :sick:
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Re: Penis size

Postby ILoveChristmas » Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:54 pm

Jings,

I'm beginning to get a little worried now ladies. How do you know what's too skinny? lol
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Re: Penis size

Postby Bel Bel » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:01 pm

It looks like a worm instead of a penis :lol:
that comment was a bit tongue in cheek
You have what you have and we all like different shapes and size penis's as we do people. Some girls love a big one others run a mile. You just have to relax and make sure you don't rely on your penis as the be all and end all. Most girls get alot more satisfaction from foreplay anyway
Also you can adapt your size to suit by using the positions that give the girl the most satisfaction so whereas a big guy is going to have few choices becasue he will hurt the small guy wants to get in the postions that most penetrate
Ask a girl what she likes best, feedback from the girl your tryinmg to please is always the best tip because we are all different deepths and widths too and some of us have low cervics and others don't so we are as individual as you just on the inside not hanging out for all to see
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Re: Penis size

Postby dipsydoodlenoodle » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:19 pm

To be honest most girls would say e.g. I don't like long and skinny HOWEVER add those to the right guy and it's perfect.

It doesn't matter what size it is; it's what's done that is important.

I'm going to have to try and secretly measure Mr. Dipsy just out of curiosity.
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Re: Penis size

Postby Pigglet » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:24 pm

dipsydoodlenoodle wrote:
I'm going to have to try and secretly measure Mr. Dipsy just out of curiosity.


Lol, you'll have to try and get him in a morning when it standing to attention but he's still asleep! Be prepared for morning sex though if he wakes up and wonders what you're doing! lol
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Re: Penis size

Postby snail » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:46 pm

*Snail sits and imagines female ProblemPagers all over the UK creeping under the bedcovers to secretly measure their boyfriends, while the male ProblemPagers sit at their PCs with rulers in hand*
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*Snail realises what she is doing, and decides she needs to book herself an appointment with a mental health specialist*
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