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Chat up line???

Postby speg » Thu Sep 04, 2003 8:13 pm

So guys and gals! Thought I would find out what is your best chat up line?! Also what are the best and worse chat up lines you have recieved!

Have fun!

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Postby lilo » Thu Sep 04, 2003 9:30 pm

Here are 2 that have been used on me (I won't tell you which one worked and whch one didn't - see if you can guess!)

1. Him: "Did it hurt?"
Me "Did what hurt?"
Him "When you fell from heaven?"

2. Get your coat love, you've pulled!!!!
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Postby X_Smiler_X » Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:23 am

Lol, so corny aren't they.

What about this one: Hmmm, thats a nice skirt - that would look fantastic on my bedroom floor.

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Postby Bubble » Fri Sep 05, 2003 12:00 pm

Lilo was it the 2nd one that worked?
I think i've just had the usual, 'Do you come here often?
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Postby Stacker » Fri Sep 05, 2003 5:37 pm

I've heard some dead cheesy one's in my time!
Like:

I love your body,but it would look better on top of me!

I heard you like men with blonde hair,
well do you love men with blonde hair all over.(EWWWW) :-&
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Postby sovs » Fri Sep 05, 2003 6:26 pm

Is there a mirror in your knickers because i can see myself in them!
:roll: how stupid is that. I should have just given him my knickers to wear LOL :D
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Postby Llisa » Fri Sep 05, 2003 7:23 pm

The one and only time I've really had a chat up line used on me was when I was with my boyfriend. A guy came up and asked if my boyfriend was my brother. I was like "uh...no..." and the guy said "I didn't really think so. He's way too ugly to be related to a gorgeous girl like you."
Groan...I had to restrain my boyfriend from laying the guy flat on his back
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Postby sovs » Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:02 pm

Does anyone else notice the boys are saying nothing LOL :D
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Postby speg » Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:07 pm

Yea boys come on! I am sure u have a lot to offer to this convo!

How about this one!

You are like a tear, born in my eye, living on my cheek and dieing on my lips!

That was the chat up line my ex next door neighbor used on me!
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Postby MelodyLinn » Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:59 am

Lol.

Maybe they are too embaressed to speak up as they use thses lines alot & we find them funny :P

Here's one said to me:

Man:"God's a theif"
Woman: "sorry?" :-s
Man: "He stole the stars from the sky & dropped them in your eyes"


:-k

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Postby Daftness2k3 » Sun Sep 07, 2003 12:59 pm

I'm a carpet fitter, fancy a shag?
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Postby saz » Sun Sep 07, 2003 10:07 pm

I have heard some shockers in my time but the worst line has to be the most blatant - fancy a shag? I hate that chat up line and will punch any bloke who says it because it is really rude.
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
cos i'm in love with the inner being
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Postby X_Smiler_X » Wed Sep 10, 2003 11:42 am

God, there certainly are some terrible ones out there!
A question though, have any of them actually worked!?
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Postby X_Smiler_X » Wed Sep 10, 2003 2:22 pm

I've just thought of a few more -

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I miss my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?

In my alphabet I would put U and I together

Can you give me directions to your heart?


Some terrible ones, I know!
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Postby emma_leigh_2003 » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:03 pm

Lad: Here is 20p love, go and ring your mum and tell you won't be home tonight.

The old one:.....How do you like your egg's in the morning

Lad: If i told you you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me.
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