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The worst jokes on the planet

Postby peecee » Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:43 pm

Right, I've been threatening to do this for a while, and I'm really, really sorry... :o

For anybody who wants to shoot me, just do it and get it over with... :lol:

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*I just know I'm going to regret this mutter mutter mutter...*
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Postby Kurly_K » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:37 pm

ok iv got c ouple that i heard that i thought were quite bad and i couldn't help but share with PP

What did the firemans wife get for christmas?
a ladder in her stocking!! :lol:

Why is not safe to sleep on trains?
Because they run over sleepers!! hehehehe

Ok you'll be pleased to hear thats all i know for now. please let me live [-o<
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Postby peecee » Thu Jul 27, 2006 4:40 pm

*buries head in hands, bursts into hysterical tears*

COME BACK, MORRIS_MOUSE, ALL IS FORGIVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! :D :D :D :wink:
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Postby Pwif » Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:29 pm

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo; all the jokes are so, so bad. :P

Please, no more. :lol:
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Postby peecee » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:32 pm

*throws self under a stampeding camel* #-o
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Postby peecee » Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:40 pm

Morris_Mouse - I'm BEGGING you!!!!! Post another one of YOUR jokes and cheer me up... :roll:

(never, ever, ever thought I'd say that... :wink: )
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Postby morris mouse » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:02 pm

"Peecee"

Here we go!!!

You did ask............

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Postby Squeak » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:43 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: *trys to stop snorting*
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Postby pink stripes » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:45 pm

simply: lol :)
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Postby peecee » Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:02 am

Actually, that's too funny for a "Dreadful joke" thread!!! :o

What went wrong, M_M??? :P :P :P
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Postby gatekeeper » Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:13 am

I found one...

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete . . . she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.
She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It was causing too much confusion whenever she would answer the phone. When the phone rang and she answered she would say



"Hello, Picabo, I.C.U."








C'mon you are laughing and it was a good clean joke and they're hard to find these days ---pass it on!
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Postby ayeaii » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:41 am

worst joke ever that I love.. what did the ghost say to the bee? Boo bee (boobies.. hilarious :lol: )

why are pirates pirates? because they AARRRGGGGHHH!!!

person 1- thats a nasty gash on your head, how did you do it?
person 2- oh I bit myself
person 1- how did you reach up there??!!
person 2- I stood on a chair

LOVE IT!!! :D
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Postby Moose » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:43 am

What's the first sign of madness?









Suggs walking up your drive.
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Postby morris mouse » Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:11 pm

gatekeeper wrote:I found one...

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo) is not just an athlete . . . she is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.
She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer. It was causing too much confusion whenever she would answer the phone. When the phone rang and she answered she would say

"Hello, Picabo, I.C.U."

C'mon you are laughing and it was a good clean joke and they're hard to find these days ---pass it on!


Good clean jokes are hard to find,"gatekeeper"

Yes,this joke did make me laugh !!! :D :D

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Postby ravenlove » Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:51 pm

LOL
What's the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your drive.





Actually that one made ME laugh .... must be my age

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