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Postby misatok11 » Thu Sep 11, 2003 4:52 pm

Mines is still, Are your parents terrorists?
No why?
Because you are the bomb!
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Postby Jupiter » Tue Sep 23, 2003 8:13 pm

ooh chat up lines...

what about..... and i HAVE used this. slappin a guys but and sayin

IS THIS SEAT TAKEN.

who says girls cant chat up guys i think they like it... oh but what about this, the other week i was at this place and i asked this guy... he was like 9, 9 for GAWDS sake.

i said - so what do you want to do ewhen you grow up?
and HE said - You baby, i wanna do you.

lol got anythin to say to THAT its strange.

Oh i just bought a t-shirt it says on the front.

"No more boyfriends,"
then on the back
"There's no space left under the floorboards" lol
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Postby saz » Wed Sep 24, 2003 7:16 am

When i went out the other night with my friend a bloke did actually ask if he could have a peek at my boobs on the dance floor. He says they looked very nice and as it was his birthday (yeah right), it would make him very happy.

I normally would have smacked him in the face but he was very good looking.......
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
cos i'm in love with the inner being
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Postby sovs » Wed Sep 24, 2003 10:32 am

Did you flash them then ?
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Postby saz » Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:18 am

I did briefly give him a flash yes and then he followed me around all night asking me to do it again.

I flashed them once on a coach outside a nightclub which has just shut so there were loads of people around. It was quite funny.
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
cos i'm in love with the inner being
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Postby misatok11 » Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:13 pm

Well i got my tackle out in a club and whacked my mate on the head with it, to say he was unimpressed was an understatement.
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Postby Jupiter » Thu Sep 25, 2003 11:16 pm

blokes kissing wouldnt turn me on lol... dunno what it is about guys but they seem to like girls kiss and stuff... a tenner EACH y'know not a tenner between us... so £20 really lol.

hopw about this chat up line?

hey baby you're so fine, you so fine you blow my mind... please? blow my mind???

not sure.... that one got me a little stumped lol.

ok and what about.... hi... wanna shag?

not imaginitive enough.
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Postby Jupiter » Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:30 pm

how about these,

Y'know... being a multi-millionaire doesn't really mean all that much when you have a weak heart. =D>

and th strangest, longest pointless chat up linme EVER.... i dare you to find a better one anywhere is......

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

however the CLEVEREST....

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? :roll:

he he... im cheered up now a little bit. got any better?

what about u mistok... whats ur king chat up line... and dont tell me its hittin some guy ont he head with ur member lol
sod has a law... i dunno why he wrote is but he's evil.... sods law that he's dead cos if he wasnt id kill him. sods law is the thorn in my side and the pain in my a$$

men! cabt live with them cant shoot them either (its illegal... aparently???) lol
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Postby misatok11 » Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:13 am

I don't have a chat up line, i prefer to talk to people because they want to talk to me. Not because i said something funny.
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Postby Jupiter » Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:23 am

yeah well ok... chat up lines are funny tho... had some in my time

i ahd a blind man chat me up lol
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Postby Bubble » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:23 am

I just heard a good one from a guy at the weekend.
Love your shoes darling, most guys go for tits or face first but i look at shoes first.

I couldn't stop laughing, what a weirdo. Although made me happy as they were my new shoes.
Nuff Love
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pick-up lines for pirates

Postby Enigma » Wed Oct 15, 2003 10:34 am

pick-up lines for pirates

-Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
-Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
-Come on up and see me urchins.
-Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
-I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
-Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your
porthole?
-How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
-Ya know, darlin', I'm 97 percent chum free.
-Well blow me down?
-Prepare to be boarded.
-They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.
-You're drinking a Salty Dog? How'd you like to try the real thing?
-Wanna shiver me timbers?
-I've sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner I've ever
sighted.
-That's the finest pirate booty I've ever laid eyes on.
-Let's get together and haul some keel.
-That's some treasure chest you've got there.
-Mind If I climb your rigging?
-Nice Mast.
-Care to dock into Port?
-Could you untangle my rigging?
-Come swab my deck.
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