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Re: FUNNY DRUNK STORIES.

Postby captainf » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:37 am

I see, sad news about the way your ex treated you.
Are you saying that you have rapid mood changes from happy to sad regardless of whether you're drunk or sober?
Remember how the runway lights looked one night long ago when you were lost and found your way, and how-you still dont know?
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Re: FUNNY DRUNK STORIES.

Postby fffftiger » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:39 am

yeah but its not a problem or anything
when i'm sober its not like i'm bouncing off the walls then crying my eyes out (like when i'm drunk) its just like i have mood swings a lot
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Re: FUNNY DRUNK STORIES.

Postby captainf » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:40 am

Is that of no concern to you? What are your mood swings about?
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Re: FUNNY DRUNK STORIES.

Postby fffftiger » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:44 am

no, they don't bother me coz i'm usually happy.
and they're not random or anything, little things just set me off. i mean, if i saw it as a problem then i'd go see my doctor but it really doesn't worry me. if i'm happy, i'm happy and i don't care why. if it got more extreme when sober or if it was random then i'd freak out about it
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Re: FUNNY DRUNK STORIES.

Postby captainf » Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:49 am

I see.
Thats fair enough.
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Re: FUNNY DRUNK STORIES.

Postby rufio89 » Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:18 am

lol your stories ARE funny tiger, but you ought to be careful about how often you hit your head and knock yourself out when you're drinking. That's quite scary :o
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Re: FUNNY DRUNK STORIES.

Postby Bel Bel » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:58 am

Yes and make sure you always have someone with you who will look after you because you could get really hurt, kidnapped, raped or anything.
Just coming from the caring mum angle.
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Re: FUNNY DRUNK STORIES.

Postby highlandcow » Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:02 pm

I've been trawling through "Cheer me up!" and have rediscovered this one!

I've got a funny story from my brother's 18th...6 years ago.

Very predictable but we all went down to the local pub, my brother, me, some of my friends, my boyfriend at the time, and about 60 of my brother's very dearest friends. We pretty much packed out the place. My brother was sinking pint after pint, as was his want, and bellowing along with the jukebox. He would disappear for a bit but return every once in a while (usually when his pint ran out). At one point he was wondering around telling anyone who would listen that he was going to sleep in a sleeping bag when he got home (he was staying with me that night so I could keep an eye on him) and that he had the best sleeping bag in the world. He then came up to me and said "I'm having one more drink....DON'T TELL MY SISTER!" :roll: #-o

I lost track of him for a bit after that so I decided to get some air. I heard a commotion round the side of the pub and found my brother weeing up against the wall. This was not so unusual (although not something I wanted to see per se) until I heard him ask the wall "for it's brick in marriage" and "would it make him the happiest man on earth?"

Time to take him home after that I thought. Although he didn't make it easy. He hugged a lampost, he tripped and fell up the stairs, weed all over my floor and generally gave Glasgow a bad name. But he got to his sleeping bag in the end.

He was mortified the next day...but has managed to control his behaviour now.
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Re: FUNNY DRUNK STORIES.

Postby snail » Sun Jul 01, 2012 10:15 pm

Lol, Highland, that was great :lol:
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Re: FUNNY DRUNK STORIES.

Postby highlandcow » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:53 pm

Haha, it's makes him sound like a lout doesn't it. He's really not, he's a lot more well behaved now. :D
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