I have no idea what sex and the shop said he didn't know either so I could get babies

If you know how to tell let me know and I will ahve a study.
We have named them really stupid names so promise not to laugh
Zippy - because I have a sad nostalgic obsession with him
Valentino - becasue my hubby loves valentino rossi
Nana - it's a pet name my daughter gave my husband when she was little and it just stuck. I always joke hubby has a cute turtle face so it made sense to us.
Stop laughing please